Ordinary attire is sometimes a struggle, as Bruce's socialite costumes are inappropriate for real-life settings, and what he chooses to wear in his free time is an uninspired gaggle of dark-colored nothingness, jeans and slacks and t-shirts with open button-ups thrown over. He settles on a black turtleneck with a coat that still looks expensive, but passes for ordinary in Gotham; everyone's got at least one pricey coat, in the noir-dense city, since they never go out of style.
GCU football cap tossed into the cup holder of the second most annoying Mercedes he owns, and has to fuss with the seat for a while ("Diana was using it") before applying sunglasses so that he doesn't burst into flames. No vintage Aston Martin for trips downtown; there's no point inviting vandalism.
Bruce's driving is abysmal. For anyone not looking to win a rally car race, anyway.
"Are eggs also off the table?" In a parking lot. He puts the hat on, in preparation for getting breakfast. Are eggs dairy. Bruce has no idea.
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Ordinary attire is sometimes a struggle, as Bruce's socialite costumes are inappropriate for real-life settings, and what he chooses to wear in his free time is an uninspired gaggle of dark-colored nothingness, jeans and slacks and t-shirts with open button-ups thrown over. He settles on a black turtleneck with a coat that still looks expensive, but passes for ordinary in Gotham; everyone's got at least one pricey coat, in the noir-dense city, since they never go out of style.
GCU football cap tossed into the cup holder of the second most annoying Mercedes he owns, and has to fuss with the seat for a while ("Diana was using it") before applying sunglasses so that he doesn't burst into flames. No vintage Aston Martin for trips downtown; there's no point inviting vandalism.
Bruce's driving is abysmal. For anyone not looking to win a rally car race, anyway.
"Are eggs also off the table?" In a parking lot. He puts the hat on, in preparation for getting breakfast. Are eggs dairy. Bruce has no idea.