nightlife: ( commission / dnt pls ) (0117)
faithful. ([personal profile] nightlife) wrote 2021-03-31 10:18 am (UTC)

"The Russian spy was a beluga whale."

Their friend twirls around, mouth opening wide to display deep rows of funny little teeth. If Clark and Bruce are being discreet, that's the only note to observe. An elderly couple and a nuclear family playing hooky from school and work are also drifting through the large viewing area, and he can't imagine there's any conclusion to be drawn besides Those men are on a date, if indeed any conclusion would be bothered to be drawn at all.

Which is not nothing. Perhaps it should be. One of them could have thought ahead a little, about the potential for degrees of fallout should someone snap a photo and run it on the least trafficked corner of TMZ.

Fortunately, he's not that famous.

"They're the opposite of cats," is what he ends up saying, after relaying the requisite facts about Agent Hvaldimir, Defected Russian Spy. "They don't use body language with each other, just sounds. Echolocation."

like a submarine mr wayne

"They do all this for people." He leans one way, slightly into Clark, and the whale drifts to mirror. Bruce smiles.

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